PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani has requested that his election-interference trial be moved from Georgia to the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
The former New York mayor made the request from the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
“Conducting a trial behind closed doors is a travesty of justice,” he said. “This trial must be held out in the open, in a parking lot.”
“Jurors can watch the proceedings from the comfort of their cars,” he said. “And if they need a drink, they can just start up their engines and go to a liquor store. There’s one right around the corner from here. Great selection. Good guy runs it—his name is Dave or Mike or something. I’m heading over there now.”
Giuliani Requests Change of Trial Venue to Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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